Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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