You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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