Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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