I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
