So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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