God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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