One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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