Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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