All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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