do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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