Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I would fuck him just for his dog
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