never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
