you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you win again, gameday.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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