I look better un-naked...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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