Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
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