i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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