There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
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