Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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