i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
you had me at cake vodka
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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