My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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