so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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