Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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