And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
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