She said her name was "party"
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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