She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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