Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Randomize
