soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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