Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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