do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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