piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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