So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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