found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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