What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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