He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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