Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
why is half of my head shaved?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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