Non-Jews are for practice
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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