we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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