we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
True strength comes from lack of pants
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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