Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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