Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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