I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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