Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Sext me about skeletons
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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