remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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