i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Randomize
