So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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