Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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