That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Someone shit on the floor
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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