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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think your dad took our porno
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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