all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
