if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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