I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
kristin has been a bad kristin
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Randomize
