Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
You can't just leave with hair like that
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
