do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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