Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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